And henceforth, R (my older brother) will be called Smeagol, for the following reasons:
1. He looks exactly like Smeagol does, except he has a perm, so picture Seagol mocha colored with a perm
2. He sleeps all the time during the day, much like Smeagol
3. He wears bikini underwear that are 2-3 sizes too large, and contantly has to hold them up
4. He wears 2 pairs of socks all the time, and has to walk funny in order to not stub his toes.
5. They both get beat up by hobbits all the time.