Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The Lilian Ray Story (Part I)

Let's go to prison
My family reunion
bring some plastic bags!

Lilian Ray

So for this scam, Lilian used a different tactic that I personally liked: She started out looking for love, and then started talking about scams. I liked this for a number of reasons: 1- it was more interesting, 2- it was a female, which upped the idea of getting her to accept bukkake (please look bukkake up in your spare time to realize how fucking funny this word is, it is a japanese porn video where numerous men shoot jizz on a lovely woman's upturned face after a merry-go-round of blowjobs is administered, and she then drinks the mixed up cream. A delicate operation to be sure), and 3- I knew it was a dude and it tickled my balls to think some shit eating scammer was going to be opening pictures of half naked dudes and having to pretend he liked them. Scammer= black, me= red, thought= blue, Hot Karl= green:

*kiss* With love‏
From: Miss Lilian Ray (
Sent: Thu 11/29/07 8:18 PM

Hello My Dear Friend,

How are you today? I am of the hope that you are doing good. It has been a boring week for me. Well I saw your email and I felt you are a nice person a part of me wants you, despite that I have not seen you in person but something really gave me a nice pleasure to communicate with you maybe because I was made just for you! so I decided to drop you this note. My name is Miss Lilian Ray. I wish we could be friends cos I believe you will appreciate a beautiful and interesting girl in search of love.

You might be the man of my dreams and walking your way into my heart! just send a message to ( any time you realize it, hopefully it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you. My dear do you know that friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime? Love is something special, a treasure I want to find so If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!" My heart welcomes you. You can get in touch with me on my private email address (

Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? Please never mind cos I don't want to end up missing you, hope and wait to hear from you.

kiss *kiss* With love,

Yours to be.


Awww how sweet, she is in love with the Philster! Now before I post my response note that this goes on for almost 2 months, so do not think this is a short lived scam or that I messed this up with my off the wall photos or pictures:

RE: *kiss* With love‏
From: Philip McKraken (
Sent: Thu 11/29/07 11:27 PM

Dearest Lilian, I feel like we have known eachother for eons. I yearn to be beside you, gently caressing your face, fresh from a bukkake session and glowing in the blacklight. Tell me a little about yourself, don't be shy!

Phil McKraken

I like this response, short, sweet, to the point, and above all, classy. I would like it if anyone could tell me, I will post her picture tomorrow, it is a lovely woman, if anyone can tell me who the woman in this photo is. I looked up Dakar or Senegalese models, and they are all lovely too but are not this person. I want to know who she is so I can tell the scammer I knew who he was searching for pictures for to send to me. I will post this as a series, along with my other scams.

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