Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Lilian Ray II

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Lilian Ray

So last time we spoke about Lilian Ray, and for the sake of clarity I will just go ahead and assume it is a woman, she had sent out some emails looking for love and someone to help her move a consignment out of her country that her father left her. This scam was actually pretty endearing because it took a different tactic, and the photos of Lilian were almost yank-worthy. Scammer emails= black, mine in red, thoughts in blue:

Re: *kiss* With love‏
From: Lilian Ray (
Sent: Fri 11/30/07 5:12 PM

Hello My Dearest Phil McKraken,

How are you? Thanks once again, I am more than happy in your sweet and encouraging reply to my mail. It was so sweet of you and I feel you're a very nice person. How is your day? mine is cool over here in Dakar Senegal . My name is Miss Lilian Ray from Cote d'ivoire in West Africa and presently, I am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal, as a result of the civil war going on in my country. I was a first year student of law at the university, before the incident that lead me into this situation of living in the camp. My late father Dr. Benson Ray was the Managing Director of Rainbow Gold and Diamond Mine company, also a successful business man import and exporter of Cocoa during his life time, before the rebels attacked my house one early morning killing my mother and my father. Equally my mother was a senior lecturer at the university before her death, it was only me that is alive now because I was the only child to my parents, and I managed to make my way to near by country Senegal, where I am leaving now.

Remeber the distance or colour or even age not matter but love matters alot in life. Am a very simple honest, respectful sincere and romantic. I want people to take the better part of me all time and feel happy. I have long hair with a nice shape, I don't like dishonest people and I don't like problems I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and what you are doing presently. My dear good friend I attach here my pictures for you, though I am not all that photogenic, I hope you wouldn't mind. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. I don't want to end up missing you.Meanwhile Are you open and ready to start this very relationship with me?

kiss From my deepest heart.Thanks I am hoping to hear from you soonest,

Miss Lilian Ray.

Please remember this is a scammer, a free t-shirt to the person who can tell me who this is a photo of, I am thinking a singer or model from Dakar Senegal...

RE: *kiss* With love‏
From: Philip McKraken (
Sent: Sat 12/01/07 10:59 AM
To: Lilian Ray (

My Dearest Lilian,

You are incredibly beautiful, and must be one of Dakar Senegal's most precious resources. I will get a picture of myself and send it along today. You are very photogenic, and I wish I could bring you to America to be mine. I am very open to start this relationship with you, and would like to get to know you on a more personal level.

Take care of yourself, you are worth taking care of

Phil McKraken

Sadly, this is more romantic than anything I ever said to my wife (ask her, she does not mind telling you)... but I wanted this relationship to go on for awhile, so I figured I would start slow and build up to the insanity.

RE: *kiss* With love Phil McKraken‏
From: Lilian Ray (
Sent: Sat 12/01/07 8:30 PM
To: Philip McKraken (

Hello My Dearest Phil McKraken,

How was your day and how was your work hope fine, I am very happy in your reply to my mail. Mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal. I am 23 years of age living in this situation In this refugee camp we are only allowed to go out only on Monday's and Saturdays of the week. Its just like one staying in the prison and I hope by God grace I will come out here soon and be with you in America.

I don't have any relatives now whom I can go to all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person I have now is Reverend. John Paul, who is the Parish Priest of (Christ the king Church) here in the refugee. He has been very nice to me since I came here but I am not living with him rather I am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.

The Reverend Tel number is (00221-772-418-111) if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel. here is where am send you email at church office and send mail to you in his office church. As a refugee here I don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. I want to go back to my studies because I only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.

Please listen Phil to this I have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which I will send to you latter, because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a Bank which he used my name as the next of kin, the amount in question is $5.9M ( Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars). So I will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you. I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.

Phil in light above I will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for I am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Remember I am giving you all this information due to the trust I deposed on you. I like honest and understanding people, truth and hardworking man of vision. My favorite language is English and I speak English very fluently. Meanwhile I will like you to call me like I said, from 12.30noon to 4.30pm(12.30GMT-16.30GMT), I have alot to tell you.

Furthermore, you can contact the Bank for confirmation and I will issue a letter of authorization on your name, that will enable the bank to work with you on my behalf. I am giving you this offers as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist me or take me as your wife and manage the money. Conclusively, I wish you send me a reply immediately as soon as you receive this letter. Until then, I remain with the best regards, Have a nice day and think about me.Awaiting to hear from you soonest.

Yours forever,

Miss Lilian Ray.

Awww how sweet.... *sniff*

RE: *kiss* With love Phil McKraken‏
From: Philip McKraken (
Sent: Sun 12/02/07 9:41 PM
To: Lilian Ray (

Dearest Lilian,

I love the photos you send to me, they warm my heart and also other parts of my body. I want to be with you, Lilian. I am already making plans to get rid of my current room mate, Hot Karl, who has been stealing my thongs and KY jelly and leaving some rather noticeable stains on the bed and the couch even when I'm not there, so I suspect he is doing something especially since our gerbils have started coming up missing, which would be normal but they are disappearing even when I'm not there to help with the act.

Tell me who I must contact, Lilian, and promise yourself to me. I want to kiss you all over your beautiful body, down the small of your back, gently cradling every part and admiring it's beauty as I enjoy you as I hope you will enjoy me. I want to make sweet love to you, Lilian. Please tell me you feel the same, and what you want me to do to you or with you. Unlike before, Hot Karl is not invited, with his macarena dance of love and his hairy chicken McNuggets dangling in my face like last time, taunting me.

I enclosed my picture that I plan on putting in my new book, 'Penetrate Your Anger!' See, Lilian, I am also an accomplished author, I have written for such literary journals as the NAMBLA News, Neverland Ranch Weekly and Penna Tratemy Chronicles, and I can make life very comfortable for you. I have almost 3 million dollars here, we do not need your father's money Lilian. I am rich. Come to me, make love to me.


Phil McKraken

Don't ask. I would rather not divulge what I searched for to attain this particular photo.

More tomorrow.


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