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Thursday, August 27, 2020

Hookers, Nature's Spumoni

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 I've watched hookers shit gentle turds on the damn street not bragging, just truth "Whoa, a notification from steveshaikus, I wond...
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Friday, December 19, 2014

Sadness

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Another gem, this one from 2010. I have a few more drafts, will post them then back to your previously scheduled shenaniganistas. Sadness...
Thursday, December 18, 2014

A Midsummer Nights Raptor

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from the depths it came Lands fall to plague before it failure quells it's ire EDITOR'S Note: These are drafts I wrote and...
Tuesday, December 16, 2014

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random meander through an oft-filled clime great, now I got herps I never finished my Rocksmith story I see, and maybe I'll do that ...
Tuesday, April 2, 2013

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Let a bird go free and if it returns to you make it your dinner Been a while, bitches, but I'm back. Smeagol is never going to be th...
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Friday, August 26, 2011

The Ninja

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Friday, March 11, 2011

The DMV. Fuck you.

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The DMV. Fuck you. people in line, pissed wond'ring why it takes so long to get turned away. Fuck the DMV. Fuck it in the ass. Do not us...
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