Smeagol was down at my mom's house borrowing 50 dollars, and he started bragging that he, Smeagol J. Raptor, has been promoted to assistant manager at McDonalds. He then stopped their toilet up, ate some food JJ's girlfriend had foolishly left in the fridge and thonged up to sleep on her couch that night.
I will get more info if you like. How awesome would it be to go complain to Smeagol about the quality of a sandwich. Why is he still making payments on an 1800 dollar car with 225000 miles on it and rusted out? Why did he need 50 dollars if he was making "big bucks niggie!"? WHy did he sleep on the couch at my mom's house? Why did he eat food that had already been eaten on my JJ and his girlfriend, who we all must assume has JJ Jizz taste in or around her mouth?